Courting Crazy

Beings of myth and legend exist. I would know. My name is Jack.

It's been one thing after another. I met a Sidhe woman on a business trip. It turned out she was the Winter Lady. Then I met her female lover. Then I discovered that I’m not exactly human myself. I am something called the Green Lord.

I married Myra, the Winter Lady. Her lover, Trina, is now my ‘Chief Concubine.’ I have a collection of beautiful Sidhe rejects as my harem and the love of both a Dwarven and Elven beauty. When I travel for business, my beautiful Indian fiancé comforts me. My life sounds like heaven!

That lasts until the Summer Lady shows up at a party to accost my family! After that, my mother-in-law, the Winter Queen, goes crazy and abducts several of my ladies! Then the Goblin King comes after my friends!

Hopefully, the training I’ve been doing is enough to handle this fiasco. It’s time for me to visit the courts of Faerie to straighten this mess out!

WARNING: This story is an adult fantasy for mature folks. As such, this story includes unusual interpretations of myth and legends, faerie violence, descriptions of genitalia, descriptions of sexual activities, mixing of US, UK, and Indian idioms, panamorous relationships, harem relationships, romance, BDSM, BFFs, cursing, off-beat humor, eating food while naked or partially naked, drinking, going to the bathroom, the insurance industry, the IT consulting industry, and many other things that might possibly offend someone in our judgemental society.

If you are offended by any of those things, then go forth to enjoy life elsewhere. I wish you the best.

If you’re not dissuaded, then…